Hi everybody! Remember that? Dr. Nick? The Simpsons? Y’know, the show with the yellow people. No, not that documentary about – you know what? You’re a giant racist. Let’s talk comics. First up…
Man of Steel has a new trailer and it looks bad ass
Looks like there’s a lot of fighting and such in it. Which is pretty neat. It may be too early to call, but there appears to be 100 per cent less bastard children in this Superman movie than the last one.
The movie has a trailer for the next Hobbit, as well
Speaking of movies, Fables may be coming to theatres near you
Which may be a good thing, as long as it doesn’t end up being a steaming bowl of rhino piss like Alice in Wondersuck or Jack the Giant Suck (nobody said I had to be creative with the parody titles, alright?).
Solid Snake is now Jack Bauer
That’s right, Kiefer Sutherland is playing everyone’s favourite clone for Metal Gear Solid V. Check out the second video in this article where Kiefer kind of sounds like a wiener when he says, “What does this character want for the future?”
Like “Paperman” but wish it had nerdy icons in it?
You’re in luck. Eddie Snow made some pretty amazing stuff featuring Tony Stark and the cast of Star Trek. Check ’em out at good ol’ io9. I’m posting the full URL because it’s awesome. http://io9.com/tony-stark-cuts-through-the-paperman-flirting-with-cock-511208757
Music Video of the Week: “American Jesus” by Bad Religion
As a 20-year anniversary tribute to the kind of weird first major label album from everyone’s older brother’s favourite punk band.
Oh, and just in case you haven’t seen it yet: Dogs play Bluegrass